Definitions
Here are some definitions I came up with that speak for themselves:
socialism- a futile attempt at equality for all that ends up making the rich poor and the poor even poorer
politically correctness- a way for those who desire to be offended to be offended by those who intend no offence
Democrat- a liberal who is not a Republican
Republican- a liberal who is not a Democrat (unfortunatley this has become true)
patriot (according to the Patriot Act)- one who does not care for the principles upon which his country was founded (but is willing to submit fully to the whims of officials currently in power)